Banjo’s Festive Features: Favourite Christmas Jokes
One of our favourite things to do at the Banjo HQ Christmas party, is to share our Christmas cracker jokes before we tuck in to a lovely festive meal together. So we started thinking… Why don’t we share our favourites with you? A little warning though.. Some of these will make you groan!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa CLUES!
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots??
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
RUDE-olph!
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music!
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y!”
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes. (or Frosted Flakes!)
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
He got 12 months.
What does an elf study in school?
The elfabet.
What is a cow’s favourite holiday?
Moo-years Day.
What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.
What is an elf’s favourite sport?
North-pole vaulting.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, deer.
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
A chill pill.
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
We hope that some of these have made you and your family laugh and remember that we have a lot more festive fun with you in our series of blogs on our website!
Stay festive and FANTASTIC!
Lots of love,
Banjo HQ x
